Like a prayer
May 7, 2008 by Polly Styrene
Please, please, please whatever deities that do/do not exist can you stop Madonna* doing stuff like this to her dancers, behaviour that would rightfully land her on the end of a sexual harassment lawsuit if committed anywhere else in the world. Madge - kissing women is not big, it’s not clever, and it’s not sexxayy. And as a publicity seeking device it was already tired when you snogged Sandra Bernhard. And yes I know houses in Central London are awful expensive now, and your husband’s ‘career’ isn’t exactly sparkling, but do you need money THAT badly? Please stop her now, non specific deity.
Yours sincerely,
Polly
*Madonna is heterosexual
Hopefully you prayer to non-specific deity will be answered.
Seems like Madonna is starting to run out of ideas, rehashing the same ol’ same ol’.
She snogged Britney too.
Perhaps we shall soon be in a minority: the women Madge hasn’t snogged? A club growing smaller by the day!
This faux-lesbian snoggy shit gets on my tripe. Maybe it comforts the men with their repressed homosexual fantasies.
Well I don’t believe there was actual champagne in that bottle, it’s probably just macrobiotic Kabbalah water. But while I was trying to check the proper spelling of Sandra Bernhard(t?), I found this which was pretty disturbing….
http://www.cinema.com/news/item/4075/beattys-lesbian-madonna-fantasy.phtml
As the Daily Male (to whom I indebted for the story, natch) rather wittily pointed out, it’s just Madge’s recycling efforts….
This is quite funny though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYngp0MT1Ak
I am so sick and fucking tired of lesbianism being co-opted by heterosexist culture to please men. And I am not even gay. If I was a lesbian I would just go insane with this crap being shoved in my face all the time.
I’m practically going insane already….
Well I am glad to see that someone in one of yesterday’s newspapers agreed with me about this - it’s definitely sexual harassment apart from anything else, I mean I can’t imagine the backing dancer wanted to kiss Madonna (it certainly doesn’t look like it from the picture). But it was probably a prestigious job to get, otherwise, and she probably didn’t feel she could say no. Which just gives people the impression “lesbians” go round harassing women like men do.
Oh noes - Joss Stone the world’s crappest faux soul singer is at it now. She is playing a ‘lesbian bingo caller’ in a film. She said
“I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me.
“I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won’t be with a male.”
Oh my sweet lawd - the scandal! Joss - you’re rubbish, just face it, this is not going to revive your ‘career’ any more than cadbury’s flake did….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=566954&in_page_id=1773